i want to be the smile you put on your face

i want to be the hands that help you tie your lace

my love for you goes from here and way further than space

your the most amazing person in the human race

i will chase your love even if it takes forever

when it comes to you i wont say never

i want to be the sweater that keeps you warm

i am so happy that you were born

for you id run from here to rome

you are the reason i wrote this poem

you are a gift sent from above

you are the one i call my only love

this poem was to vent my feelings about someone, please dont ask who its about, i wont tell you. please comment  =D

[ ] Push me into a wall and kiss me?
[ ] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill?
[ ] Slap Me?
[ ] Slap me if i asked you to?
[ ] Kiss Me?
[ ] Let Me Kiss You?
[ ] Watch A Movie With Me?
[ ] Take Me Out To Dinner?
[ ] Take A Shower With Me?
[ ] Take Me Home For The Night?
[ ] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed?

[ ] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed (With You)?
[ ] Take Me Anywhere With You?
[ ] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions?
[ ] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me?
[ ] Let me lock you in your room and Take Advantage of you?
[ ] Let Me Make You Breakfast?
[ ] Make me breakfast?
[ ] Tickle Me?
[ ] Let Me Tickle You?
[ ] Stick Up For Me if I Was Being Put Down?
[ ] Instant Message Me?
[ ] Greet Me In Public?
[ ] Hang Out With Me?
[ ] Let Me Hold Your waist from behind while we are out?
[ ] Bring Me Around Your Friends?

Do You...
[ ] Miss Me?
[ ] Think I'm Sexy?
[ ] Think I'm Cute?
[ ] Think I'm Hot?
[ ] Think I'm Ok?
[ ] Think I'm Ugly?
[ ] Want To Kiss Me?
[ ] Want To Cuddle With Me?
[ ] Want To Date Me?

Am I...
[ ] Smart?
[ ] Funny?
[ ] Cool?
[ ] Loveable?
[ ] Adorable?
[ ] Great To Be With?
[ ] Attractive?
[ ] Mean?
[ ] Ugly?

Have You Ever...
[ ] Thought About Hooking Up With Me?
[ ] Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me Non Stop?
[ ] Wished I Were There?
[ ] Had A Crush On Me?
[ ] Wanted My Number?
[ ] Had A Dream About Me?
[ ] Been Distracted By Me?

Are You...
[ ] Happy You Know Me?
[ ] Thinking About Me
[ ] My Friend?

DWARF JOKE

i was reading in the paper today about a dwarf who got pickpocketed

how could anyone stoop so low?

PAEDO JOKE

What did the family say to the paedophile on holiday?

"could you get out of our son, please..."

CHEESE JOKE

Q. which cheese is my cheese?

A. nacho cheese

SWIM JOKE

Q. what do u call a man with no arms and legs that swims the Channel?

A. clever dick

PIZZA JOKE

I phoned my local pizza restaurant the other day and ordered a thin and crispy supreme. They sent me Diana Ross...

BOOKS JOKE

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman- "wheres the self - help section?" She said that if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

BUDDHIST JOKE

Q. what did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

A. make me one with everything

JESUS JOKE

Q. what happened when jesus went to Mount Olive?

A. Popeye kicked the fuck outta him

RAINCOAT JOKE

Q. what do u call a man in a raincoat?

A. mac

Q. what do u call a man in two raincoats?

A. max

Q. what do u call a man in two raincoats in a cemetery?

A. max bygraves

a man drowned in muesli last week, a strong currant pulled him in

MAN JOKE

a man is speeding down a narrow mountain road, when a woman comes hurtling around the corner. he swerves to avoid her, but as she passes she leans out the window and screams "PIG!" . Astonished, the man turns and yells back "BITCH" as he reaches the bend and crashes into a pig.

KITKAT JOKE

a man walks into a petrol station and says "can i please have a kitkat chunky" the lady behind the till turns and gets him a kitkat chunky anf then hands it to him. "no" says the man "i wanted a normal kitkat, u fat bitch"

HARRY POTTER JOKE

i just saw that harry potter film. a bit unrealistic if u ask me, i mean, a ginger kid, with TWO friends??